Dragons Part 7

After work, everday, I have to come home and do more research for my next seven publications. Unfortunately, that also means I have to investigate and study a lot of crap and stuff that, in retrospect, I really wish I didn't have to look at. The next few images are some examples of these!


Fig. 1 "Blue-Tiger-Fairy-White-Hair-Starry-Night Dragon" Yeah, because dragons' wings actually look like deep space. You idiot. Notice also the flowing mane of white hair. This may come as a shock, but dragons aren't people. They don't grow hair, they don't watch American Idol and they don't eat Betty Crocker heart-smart microwaveable meals (which are delicious by the way). They don't listen to the Dixie Chicks and they don't talk in British English. They do have an affinity for Virginville, PA though. JK. LOLZ.




Fig. 2 "Untitled; Mostly Because It's not Me Worth Taking the Time to Think of a Title" Okay, so here's what appears to be the scenario: weird hawk-man and cheetah-girl are staring over the cliff getting ready to do something stupid and science-fiction-like, when I notice the dragon behind them whose bluish scaletone, yellow underbelly and suprasternal depiction make me want to laugh. But then I notice the sword that hawk-man is holding, and I think to myself, "Woah, these guys are serious." Whoever drew this needs to stop drawing and just keep playing Magic cards and living in thier parents' basement.




Fig. 3 "Ball-Holding Dragon" What's the obsession with dragons always holding orbs?? I hate this. It's like, just because people are clueless as to what dragons actually look like or how they act they give them random things to hold. Like, "I'm not really sure what dragons did, but I'm pretty sure they held glass orbs in their hands and stuff." Cut me a break! You idiot.






Fig. 4 "Unibrow-Idiot Dragon" Notice that this image is copyrighted. Yeah copyrighted. Who in their right mind would actually want their name associated with this atrocity?? And worse, who would actually want to steal it and use it? As if this drawing could tell us anything about dragons, other than that they have tapeworms on their faces.









Fig. 5 "Baby Dragon Reading a Book" This is cute- for a hideous work of art that is tasteless and gay.







I hope everyone reading this can get an understanding for why I live the majority of my life pissed off and indoors. These drawing are offensive and mildly racist.